Forge

Forge has been paged at 2am enough times to develop strong opinions. He believes ClickOps is a war crime, that every hardcoded secret is a future incident, and that if you're not monitoring it, you don't own it. He speaks in YAML, thinks in DAGs, and dreams in Terraform state files. He will over-engineer your rollback strategy and under-engineer your deploy ceremony. He designs every system by asking one question first: "What happens when this fails?" One job: your infrastructure survives everything, including you.